BATON ROUGE, La. - No less an authority than the commissioner, Paul Tagliabue, rained heavily on San Antonio's roundly distasteful NFL parade Sunday afternoon. -NFL Football-
It was exactly what the 61,643 fans at LSU's Tiger Stadium wanted to hear. -NFL Football-
"The Saints are Louisiana's team," Tagliabue said at a news conference before the Saints-Dolphins game. -NFL Football-
"Each team in the NFL is franchised to represent a specific community. Teams are not franchised as free agents to run around the country and play wherever they want to play. Under our league bylaws, it takes a vote of the league and has to be a minimum of three-fourths of the owners to approve any change in the area that a team represents." -NFL Football-
History tells us that Tagliabue, a lawyer by trade and schooled in Jesuit logic (Georgetown, Class of 1962), does not quote league bylaws haphazardly. -NFL Football-
No, this time he was talking specifically about San Antonio, whose mayor, the dishonorable Phil Hardberger, has made no bones about his desire to loot the hurricane-ravaged streets and hearts of New Orleans. -NFL Football-
Tagliabue also seemed to be giving us Saints owner Tom Benson's marching orders for the next few months -- namely, quit whispering sweet nothings to Hardberger and remember which city has been paying the Saints' light bill for the past 38 seasons. -NFL Football-
The latter was never more obvious than Sunday. -NFL Football-
Shamelessly ill-prepared to stage an NFL game on a college campus, Benson's organization left thousands of season ticket-holders standing in line for more than 90 minutes before they could claim their tickets. Many of the 61,643, therefore, were still outside the stadium when, late in the first quarter, the Saints added yet another page to their personal chapter of the Football Follies. -NFL Football-
On third down from the New Orleans 6-yard line, Miami quarterback Gus Frerotte's pass was deflected and intercepted in the end zone by Dwight Smith. The Saints safety promptly dashed up the sideline, covering 25 yards, when suddenly he saw no more Dolphins to juke and plowed over a teammate. In the collision, Smith fumbled. The Dolphins recovered. -NFL Football-
Same old Saints. -NFL Football-
Before the day was through, New Orleans quarterback Aaron Brooks would come under heavy siege, which led to him being sacked six times. -NFL Football-
On one third-quarter retreat, Brooks found himself under a pile of Dolphins 8 yards deep in the end zone. The safety gave Miami a seemingly insurmountable 11-6 lead. The Dolphins would go on to win 21-6, despite scoring only one touchdown. -NFL Football-
Meanwhile, the Saints' offense finished with only 203 yards and was 0-for-11 in third-down conversions. -NFL Football-
"We were awful, terrible," Saints coach Jim Haslett said after the defeat, his team's sixth. "You can't win in this league with only six points. -NFL Football-
"Right now, we're a bad football team." -NFL Football-
If anybody wanted to go over the hill, Sgt. Haslett barked, or wanted to quit on the head coach, "I promise you that I will cut him." -NFL Football-
"Coach is upset," veteran receiver Joe Horn explained. "He should be upset." -NFL Football-
Pro Bowl running back Deuce McAllister is injured and out for the season, and that doesn't help. But space does not permit a thorough listing of things wrong about the 2005 Saints. -NFL Football-
Asked to assess Brooks' miserable performance, Haslett said, "I don't know. He was running for his life half of the time." -NFL Football-
Saints fans, of course, are well accustomed to Sundays such as this. The club sold 50,000 season tickets in 1967 before it had ever played an NFL down, and New Orleans has continued to support its Saints. Any mayor, newspaper or NFL owner who tries to claim otherwise is distorting the facts. -NFL Football-
Likewise, Benson will have a hard time convincing fellow owners that he needs to abandon New Orleans, a nine-time Super Bowl host, if the city can restore the Louisiana Superdome. A dome official said Sunday that it will cost $125 million to $150 million to repair the facility. The state expects insurers to cover the cost. -NFL Football-
Benson also has tried to claim that the team's state-financed practice facility in suburban Metairie, La., was rendered unusable by emergency workers after the hurricane. An inspection by state officials, however, showed only cosmetic damage, easily repaired. -NFL Football-
If it chooses, the league can force Benson to return to New Orleans to practice next season. In 1996, former Seahawks owner Ken Behring announced that his team would hold practices in Anaheim, Calif., as a precursor to moving the Seattle franchise to Southern California. Tagliabue stopped him, warning Behring that he could be fined a six-figure sum for each day of practice the Seahawks held in Anaheim. Behring eventually stayed in Seattle. -NFL Football-
The Saints case is unique, Tagliabue admitted. -NFL Football-
"The backdrop is something that we're all well aware of," he said Sunday. "We want to bring this area back to rebuild in a way that is not just a replica of the past but better than ever. That's our approach. We are trying to develop what we would feel as a new model for the Saints to operate in a rebuilt Louisiana, a rebuilt New Orleans." -NFL Football-
The league is prepared, the commissioner said, to dig into its own pockets to buy time for that to happen. -NFL Football-
IN THE KNOW
Breakdown
Why Miami won: Gus Frerotte threw a touchdown pass to Chris Chambers, Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams combined to rush for 188 yards, and Olindo Mare kicked four field goals. -NFL Football-
Why New Orleans lost: The Dolphins defense kept quarterback Aaron Brooks off balance. Brooks was intercepted once, sacked six times and fumbled twice without being touched, although he recovered both. -NFL Football-
Notable: The Saints played their first game in Louisiana since Hurricane Katrina. Many of the tailgaters on the LSU campus around Tiger Stadium showed up wearing LSU's purple and gold colors bearing the legend, "Welcome home, Nick." Dolphins coach Nick Saban led LSU to a national championship two years ago. -NFL Football-
Up next: Atlanta at Miami, noon, Sunday; Chicago vs. New Orleans at Baton Rouge, La., 3:05 p.m. Sunday. -NFL Football-